Today's episode covers a peculiar $6.95 'elevator breakdown' fee at Holiday Inn Express and Etihad's unexpected Charlotte route announcement following Trump's UAE visit. We discuss Marriott's concerning removal of their 'best available room' guarantee for elite members and an upcoming devaluation of Citi's ThankYou points redemption rates. The episode concludes with news of Capital One's completion of the Discover acquisition and what it means for cardholders.